LIGHTS UP
MUSIC UP AND LOUD – LIBERTY SHIP
Fish enter Stage Left
Fish move across stage throughout the song.
FADE OUT TRACK AS GRANDAD BECKONS THE SHOAL TO HIM AS THEY ARRIVE IN SPAIN. THIS WILL BE AFTER THEY GONE ACROSS THE STAGE ABOUT 3 TIMES
Where’s Uncle Fred?
Aunty Freda?
Cousin Francessca?
And Cousin Frederico?
They must be at the Fish Market
Get the kettle on Flora
Hold your shrimps Francis Senior!
I’m dying of thirst here Flora
Can we have paella for tea Nan?
Nan, he’s got me fishbox 360!
Play nicely boys
Oi! I wanna finish the game
Get your filthy fins off it you
If my brew’s not here soon I’m going down the Anchor for a pint!
I hope Rico is coming
Whose Rico?
Oh my cod! Such and such’s cousin
He’s fit
Fishy fit hot. Fins off
Have you got your fish card Shelly?
I have indeed Pearl
I wish thingy would get her skates ON.
FADE UP SHANTY SONG AS THE LAST LINE OF THIE ABOVE DIALOGUE STARTS.
KEEP TRACK LOW UNTIL ALL THE FISH ARE LOOKING OFF TO STAGE RIGHT THEN TURN UP.
Grandad Let’s get together.
FISH SCREAM – turn track off very quickly!!
BLACK OUT.
BELLE VILLE RENDEZXOUS TRACK UP AS LIGHTS COME UP – SCREEN STILL UNDERWATER. TEXT TO COME ON ABOUT PLIGHT OF MEDIT. FISH, SHARK AND S’RAYS.
MUSIC STAYS ON AS TEXT CHANGES.
KEEP MUSIC ON AFTER TEXT FINISHES. FADE DOWN AFTER THE FISH SITS AND CRIES. (NEW FISH!)
ENTER STINGRAY SL WITH GUITAR.
The fish looks around. From SR/USR enters/ our Guitar playing Angelray! He sings a melody. The fish slowly stops crying and approaches the stingray. He has never heard anything so beautiful or seen such a creature
before.
** Angel ray may have a leather jacket and sunglasses on! He’s very cool **
Ray I’m Ray (pause) Angel Ray
Fish I’m Titch and I’ve lost my family. They’ve been (he sobs. He cannot speak)
Ray Come come little one. There there. (Ray gives the fish a tissue). Hey dude where you from?
Titch Liverpool.
Ray The Beatles! Cool man. Listen, I’m working on a new tune for my band – Angel and the Razorlights. This might cheer you up
He plays his new tune.
AFTER TUNE FINSIHES ON GUITAR – MUSIC – JAWS THEME V LOUD AND ENTER SHARK.
FISH AND RAY FREEZE. Fish’s knees knock together.
Ray Be cool dude.
Shark circles Ray and Fish giving them the evils. He strides with arms behind his back looking fierce. FADE DOWN JAWS TRACK.
Shark Oh its no use. I can’t keep this up anymore. I’m too old
Ray Chomp meet Titch…..
Fish Hhhhhello Chomp
Shark sits and puts and his head in his hands.
Chomp It was alright when there were more of us sharks. We stood a chance then. But not now
Ray Yeah dude.
Chomp I really miss them Ray
Ray Me too dude. Me too
Ray puts his arm round Shark and gives him a tissue
Fish Who? Who do you miss?
Ray Our Friends
Chomp And family
Fish Oh!
Ray You see we’ve also lost lots of our family too Titch. They’ve all gone. (pause) Up there.
Fish Like me?
Ray Like you my friend, like you.
Fish Oh
Chomp Come on….let’s go for a long swim. Helps takes your mind off stuff.
They nod in agreement and exit.
AS THE 3 OF THEM EXIT = CHANGE VISUALS AND MUSIC TO –
SOUND OF SEAGULLS AND ARCTIC BACKDROP.
JASON WILL PLAY OVER SEAGULLS
We hear the intro of The Penguin song as a group of Penguins waddle onto stage. The head Penguin has a cane. The words of the song appear on the screen. He counts them in.
SONG/DANCE routine
Fish, Ray and Chomp enter during the routine at some point and watch the Penguins
Noble Very nice Undigo. Penny you must lift your feet up! Bit sloppy this morning
Pen 1 Do you think we’ll pass the Ice Factor auditions?
Pen 2 That’s if they come here
Pen3 What will we do if they don’t?
Pen6 Well let’s just hope they do, and when they do, we impress them.
Pen4 And then who knows? The Chinese State Circus might even sign us up
Noble Well…we’ll see.
Pen5 I don’t want to leave here though. I don’t fancy the circus or the Zoo.
Noble I think we all feel the same (insert penguin name) But when this ice melts it will be gone for good and we have to get ready for that.
Chomp Hey! We loved your routine
Ray Yeah dude’s it was cool
Chomp Cool! Funny
Pengs Thanks Ray etc
Ray Hey Noble this is Titch and he’s in a bit of bother. Bit upset. Know what I mean? Think you can help him?
The penguins waddle over and form a circle around the 3 travellers. Titch is shivering so a penguin puts a scarf around his neck.
Chomp Lost his family. Been….you know….. (mimes being caught)
Noble I see. I see (he pauses to think and looks at Titch) Mmmmm. Let’s use the Ancient Arctic Ice Ball. It will help.
Pen 1 But it’s -
Noble Indeed. But I think we will risk it
The penguins and co gather around the ancient ice ball which is lit up.
Noble looks into the ice ball.
Chomp It’s meltin…
All p’s Sshhhhhh.
Chomp Sorry
Noble Little Fish. It seems that you, my friend, have a very important quest.
Fish A quest? What’s a quest?
Noble A mission. A job.
Fish Oh
Noble Your quest, my friend, is very simple. You must save the planet!
The penguins, ray and shark giggle.
Noble Sshhhh. It is true.
Ray But he’s just a fish!
Noble Yes, but he’s a very special fish Ray.
Fish How can I do that? And what is wrong with the planet anyway?
Noble You will find the answers my friend. Just use the force.
Shark He’s not Luke Skywalker Chief!
Noble Titch, you will understand what needs to be done. For us penguins here and for all our friends on this planet. You must leave now and travel alone for the next part of your journey. We wish you luck.
The penguins pat the fish on the back etc and wish him luck.
FADE UP STARS WARS MUSIC – KEEP VERY LOW SO WE CAN HEAR LAST TWO LINES.
Fish But where should I go? What should I do? I don’t understand.
Noble Use the force my friend, use the force.
FADE UP STARS WARS TO LOUD AND ONCE STAGE IS EMPTY CLICK ON TEXT! ABOUT PLIGHT OF NORTH AND SOUTH POLE.
AFTER TEXT FINISHES BRING UP SOUTH AFRICAN VISUAL
SCENE 3 – KENYA
ENTER FISH TO STARS WARS. HE WILL SIT AND CRY DOWNSTAGE LEFT. FADE OUT STAR WARS AS HE SITS DOWN AND CRIES. And play AFRICAN DANCE MUSIC loud
ENTER CHILDREN STAGE LEFT
THEY DANCE. AT END OF DANCE TURN MUSIC OFF SHARP.
We find Titch alone on the stage (DSR) and we hear African music. Titch is sat down with his head in his hands crying. On the screen behind us is an African landscape.
From SL enter a long line of children. They are dressed in sarongs and shorts and carry buckets of water on their heads. It is hot and they are tired.
They stop to practise their dance which they have been working on.
During the routine Titch stops crying and begins to watch the dancers. When they finish he gives them a round of applause.
The children hear the clapping, look around and then see Titch.
Titch That was amazing
Child Whoa! A talking fish. Nah man that can’t be real.
Titch I am real. Promise
All Whoa. Crazy etc
Titch I’m Titch. Where am I?
Child Kenya
Titch Is that in Africa?
Child Yes.
Titch I’m so far from home
Child Where’s home?
Titch Liverpool.
Child That’s miles away.
Titch (He nods) I’m lost and all my family are gone. They were caught in a big net in Spain. We were supposed to be visiting my Uncle Fred and Aunty Freda but they’ve gone too….(he cries)
Child Whoa that’s too sad little fish. Too sad.
Child I’ve lost my parents too.
Titch Have you?
Child Huh huh. I live with my brothers and my Aunty now.
Titch Oh
The group are silent for a while. Two girls give Titch a hug.
Titch Why do you carry those buckets on your heads?
Child We are carrying water back to our village.
Titch Don’t you have taps like the people in Liverpool?
Child Not in our village. But there’s a well that we go to
Child The water is too dirty in our village to drink so we have to go to the well everyday.
Titch Oh.
Child But the water is running out
Titch Is it?
Child Yes.
Titch Why?
Child It’s drying out. There isn’t enough to go round.
Titch But the ice is melting in the South Pole
Child We know. There are so many things going wrong.
Titch I’m on a quest! To save the planet!!
Child Oh (he doesn’t believe Titch and looks to his friends)
Titch Really. I was told by Emperor the Penguin.
Child Oh really?
Titch Honestly. I have to use the force he said.
Child The force of nature?
Titch Maybe. I don’t know.
Child Well little fish if that’s what you have to do then we wish you luck.
Child We have to go now. They will be waiting for the water.
Child Wait (she runs to Titch and puts a necklace around his neck) It will protect you.
The children wish Titch a safe journey etc and leave He waves and watches them go. He is once more alone.
MUISIC UP – THE LA’S LOOKING GLASS.
Fish will wander around the stage looking sad and then EXIT
KEEP MUSIC AND AFRICAN BACKDROP ON AND BRING ON TEXT ABOUT AFRICA.
AFTER LAST PAGE OF TEXT FADE OUT MUSIC VERY SLOLY AND CHANGE VISUAL TO PACIFIC ISLAND.
SCENE 4
ENTER NARRATOR AND FADE OUT THE LA’S.
Kamar – Narrator.
NARRATOR So out into the Ocean swam the little fish. Lost, alone and frightened. He swam and he swam and he swam some more. The sky darkened and a terrible storm broke out. Poor little Titch. He got tossed and turned in the twirls and the swirls of the waves. He was too tired to carry on. He was washed ashore on a pacific island.
EXIT NARRATOR
MUSIC UP AND LOUD – SKELETON TRACK
FISH ENTERS AND MOVES AROIUND STAGE. HE WILL EVENTUALLY SIT AND CRY
TURN MUSIC OFF AND PLAY NEXT TRACK – JOHN BARRY.
ENTER ISLANDERS.
ONCE STOOD UP AND IN A GROUP IN CENTER STAGE, FADE OUT TRACK.
SON Where will we go to?
DAD I don’t know son. Somewhere safer than here.
DAUGHTER What will it be like?
MUM I don’t know my love.
Susannah What about our friends?
Jessica What about our home?
MUM There is nothing we can do. The sea is so high now.
It’s not safe anymore. We must leave.
Bethany My Teddy!
MUM Hurry
Bethany runs to the front of stage to pick up her Teddy. She sees the little fish.
Bethany Mum! It’s a fish.
The family come over to look at the fish.
MUM Is it alive?
DAD It looks like it
Bethany Can I keep him?
MUM Lets get a jar
TITCH I’m alive
ALL Whoa! It talked. Etc.
Titch puts his head down and cries. The family parrot who has been watching from a distance sees the little fish crying. The family are baffled/amazed/shocked at hearing the fish talk. Bit of ad lib here.
PARROT Why in the world are you crying?
FISH My family have all been caught and I’ve been travelling for days and I’m lost, lonely and frightened.
PARROT Oh dear. (pause) I see.
FISH AND I have a really big quest and I and don’t think I can do it
MUM A quest? He’s just a fish! This is silly.
FISH It’s true. I met an Emporor penguin and he looked into the future and told me that I would save the planet. But I have no idea what to do.
PARROT Tell us everything little one and we will help you.
The family, fish and parrot semi-freeze.
Olana So the little fish told us all what had happened to him and what he had seen on his journey. He told us about his family and his friends ray and Chomp. He told us about the melting ice and the penguins.
Dad He told us about the children in Africa
Son And that their water is running out
Bethany We told him about our island too
Olana And why we are leaving
Amy It’s not safe we told him.
The children unfreeze
FISH AND I HAVE THIS QUEST
PARROT Don’t worry my friend. I will help you.
FISH But how will a fish and a parrot save the world? It’s impossible. (The fish begins to cry)
Parrot Come come little one. Be brave. I have a plan.
Fish You do?
Bethany Do you?
Fish Really?
The parrot nods his head, stands tall and looks as proud as punch when he says
Parrot I am no ordinary parrot
All You’re not?
Parrot Oh no my friends, I am Rocky the all-seeing, all-knowing, time travelling Parrot. Listen……
Parrot We will use my amazing time-travelling powers and travel back in time to the year 2008. Once there we will speak with the president and he will tell the whole world. Titch, you will tell them what you have seen in the future.
Mum Will they listen?
Bethany To a talking fish? I think so Mum.
Fish But will it save the planet?
Parrot My friend, there is much to be done and many miles to be travelled but I think it could be done. You see if all the human beings on the whole planet work together to change things and make them better, then anything is possible. I think it is time to go.
Fish Will I see my family again?
FADE UP SUPERMAN SO THAT WE CAN STILL HEAR WORDS OF PARROT THEN INCREASE VOLUME FOR END OF SCENE.
Parrot That my friend is unwritten. Only time will tell. Lets go.
PARROT AND FISH EXIT AS ISLANDERS WAVE. THEWAVE AND THEN EXIT
FADE OUT SUPERMAN AS ISLANDERS BEGIN TO LEAVE THE STAGE.
BRING ON TEXT ABOUT PACIFIC ISLANDS.
FADE OUT SUPERMAN AND FAE UP WONDERFUL WORLD AND CHANGE TO EARTH AND TEXT.